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April 18, 2003
The Filthy Five
1. As a kid, did you ever experiment sexually with one of your friends? This could run the gamut from pretending to have sex while "playing house," or "wrestling," or actual nooky.
Playing doctor with a stethoscope on a bare stomach was as racy as it got (bare nipples, no curves). Unless you count kissing the girl next door in front of the school bus... I swear it was her idea.
There was also the time the babysitter (neighbor girl, several houses down) got into my bed. I was not in it at the time. Apparently I was to get in and be surprised. I thought I would display my deductive genius by flipping on the light of the room as I came back. I was not clever. I might be a very different man if I had instead pretended not to notice—hindsight being what it is.
2. Have you ever had a sexual experience with someone of a different sex/gender than your usual flavor? If you're equally into guys and chicks, I guess this question is void, but most people tend to lean one way or another.
I have flirted with gay men. Especially the pretty ones (Man pretty. No sweet trannies for this boy.). It appeals to my vanity.
3. Sex toys: yes or no. If yes, what is your favorite one? Elaborate, please.
The only accessory I ever have handy is KY. If I kept condoms, my wife would worry excessively. I would never keep those at home.
After deeper consideration I find that S&M gear has an allure. I need to release my inner sadist. Maybe pain would take things to another level. Why am I thinking like this? Oh yea, ennui.
4. What kind of stuff do you like your partner to wear before or during sex? Traditional Vicky's Secret lingerie, boxer briefs, a choir robe, what?
I used to buy her the lacy stuff with under wires and ribs... until I saw physical evidence of the irritation it can cause. Not sexy. Black stockings and heels are always a treat for me. I sometimes wear silk boxers for her. But I think keeping myself clean, groomed and lightly scented is sexier than anything a guy can wear. Am I wrong?
5. Have you ever had a threesome or foursome or some such variety of clusterfuck?
My fantasy would include me being the only male and receiving undue attention. Not so shocking. I cannot envision a scenario where this is a likely outcome. I cannot envision a scenario where this is a reasonable possibility. And that is why this is still a fantasy.
[+] Posted by Soulless S. Breedlove at April 18, 2003 2:04 AM, who was sinning at the time by revealing evil. [+]
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