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August 31, 2003
Filthy Friday Five "Still Sadly Obsessed With the VMAs" Version
Thanks, Pussy Ranch!
1. Consider, if you will, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. You have to fuck one of them, marry one, and push one off a cliff. Choose.
Britney off the cliff, fuck Madonna and Christina, then probably run off with Christina for fear Madonna would push me off a cliff. And besides, Christina's sexier than the other two.
2. Would you rather be like Gwyneth Paltrow and in a boring (though commited) relationship with a rich rock star, or would you prefer to fuck ONE superhot rocker for one night?
Boredom is deadly, but fucking around can be deadly. I'll take the superhot rocker for a night. Probably less pain, long-term.
3. Which MTV VJ (from any era) would you be most willing to fuck, and why? If you say "nobody," your answer will automatically default to "Jesse Camp," so pick someone.
I used to think Kennedy was groovy, even despite her politics. And I don't remember the name of the one DJ back in the beginning with the kinky bleached blond hair. She had a good voice.
4. Is Jack Black attractive to you in any way? If you don't like guys in general, answer the question as if it said "Pink" instead of "Jack Black."
Mostly, boys aren't my thing. But Jack has a certain charisma. I dug him in High Fidelity. Pink isn't super sexy to me, but her boldness is attractive. I guess she was sexy enough for me to spend money on her disc...
5. BE HONEST: Would you fuck the Olsen Twins if they were 18 and asked for you by name?
For me, a huge aphrodisiac is being desired. And they are looking more like women now... So... How old are they?
[+] Posted by Sinner, who was transgressing at the time (August 31, 2003 6:00 AM) by revealing evil. [+]
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