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December 29, 2004
Coffee Quiz
You are fresh-ground coffee, black, first thing in the morning.
You are a life-giving substance. The US government has secret stockpiles of you hidden in caverns under the Rockies. When for some reason you are late to a meeting, world financial markets are thrown into chaos. Your presence can cure warts and mild depression, and when you enter a room, you diffuse a gentle fragrance that reminds people of the happiest moment of their childhoods. Cats and children adore you; they curl up at your feet, where they torment small crawling things and occasionally lick your toes.
What kind of coffee are you?
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[+] Posted by Sinner, who was transgressing at the time (December 29, 2004 11:28 PM) by revealing evil. [+]
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unfortunately i'm not allowed to drink coffee...it sends me loco!
Loco can be delicious, too!