Last night, I went from a flaccid state to ejaculation within about a minute, which is extraordinarily rare for me. As you may know, I've always enjoyed surfing the crest of the orgasmic wave for as long as possible.
But last night, we had been in several positions already and sometimes I have to take a short break during the festivites…
After one such short break, she put her mouth on my right nipple and touched the other with her hand.
Ding!
After stroking myself a few times I came all over.
So I was talking to the 40-Year-Old-Teenager at work last night. Apparently she's taking an online curriculum in sexuality. She called it "Sexology."
But anyway, she said people need to masturbate more often. She suggested that women should climax as many as four times a day for optimum emotional health. She said guys should aim for twice a day.
She said that one reason teenagers have such emotional issues is because they're not coming nearly enough.
So I gotta go… I'm behind…
I hate it when every blog links to the same story, but I wanted to comment about something I just read. According to CNN, there is a new "adult" social networking site, allegedly patterned after MySpace.
I won't get a MySpace account, and I don't think I will use this new service called Utherverse, either.
For one, I'm already in a committed relationship. I don't want or need a hook-up. If I did, I imagine I would try AFF or Collar-Me. I actually opened an account on Collar-Me a few years ago but I was too timid then to do more than lurk.
The spin in the CNN article was that this new site would protect people because no one under 18 would be allowed to join. Age would be verified by credit card. Even though the article claims they will scour the site for underage postings… I don't think it solves any problems.
Sadly, I know that anyone who wants to fraudulently gain access to the site is going to be able to do it, whether of age or not.
Additionally, while the thought is to protect children from sex and sexuality, this is not going to prevent kids from flocking to MySpace and it is not going to stop predators from trolling there. It just won't have that effect.
I think they should go farther, I think if they want to avoid controversy they would do well to limit the age to 21 and over. But frankly, I have no idea how you can prove to anyone that you are a certain age without ties to some form of material identification such as a passport or certified copy of a birth certificate. I know those can be forged as well.
I hope Utherverse can be successful. I think it's appropriate that like-minded folks can meet without fear or censorship. I think it's appropriate that there are institutions which champion an individual's rights to sexual expression in the manner of his choosing.
What I don't see about Utherverse is a compelling reason to change the "social networking" that I do right here.
Why were the sexiest shoes on the girl who looked like a twelve-year-old?
Why were those girls dancing with their purses? Oh… because the dancefloor is right by the front door and they are smokers. Yeah… I don't smoke tobacco as a rule so those ordinances don't affect me so much. Silly me. But I have to say, while sometimes a woman dancing holding a beer bottle is sexy as fuck, a woman dancing so that her purse stays on her back is not sexy. That looks uptight and matronly. Give it to the boys you're with. God knows they would rather not be on the dance floor anyway.
Speaking of dancing… Last night I saw the band Hookers and Blow again. They play fucking awesome funky, dancy 70s covers. There weren't so many boys sitting at the table. Lots of them were dancing, too. The band was that good!
So yeah, I spent a lot of the night watching the dancing folk. And, while I do believe I can dance… I don't right now because my stomach is a lot bigger than I'd like and I don't think I would be very sexah, you know? So whatever I might say is colored by those things.
But anyway, dancing? So much not about "the moves." Not about "the style" of dance or even the style of music. It is about being the music, whatever it is. My advice is to pick an instrument and follow it. Do moves that correspond in some way to what you are are hearing. If you see something that looks cool in your eyes, steal it. Make it yours.
Do not be afraid to be random or extremely repetive.
Assume that people are looking. Yep, they are. Lots of them wish they had the balls to be moving like you. Some of them are ridiculing you, critiquing you. It's human nature. But in the end, most of them are more worried about *your perception* of them, so let it go.
Lots and lots of dance songs have the instuctions "move your body," "shake yer booty," and "get down." Those are all ways of saying the same thing. The important thing is to do it.
And this morning I find myself regretting that I didn't—at least for a few songs.
There's always next Thursday.
Do I get a birthday kiss?
I got in touch with a long-time blogger who I've known for years.
Mostly because she sent me a chain email and I bothered to reply. This after my being silent for more than a year.
She's back blogging about her submissiveness. And she's so damned cute about it, not to mention earnest and honest.
Give her love. She's the Sarcastic Submissive.
Life is a lot different now.
I really haven't felt so positively about my own life or my future as I have in the last few months.
It really changes the character of what I feel compelled to write about when the woman I'm with likes my porn as much as I do.
When there's complete acceptance of me.
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