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July 15, 2007

How Do You Respond to a Request for Your Porn?

It's not a request for photos of myself, although that's perhaps a way to limit such requests in the future.

Rather, an old acquaintance has inquired as to the availability of my porn collection from remote locations. Namely his house.

In a way, I'm flattered that I'm potentially a go-to guy in an, um, emergency. Yet I also find myself wondering why he might be having trouble finding teh pr0n. My problem was always avoiding it.

I think the main thing is not so much that he couldn't get it, it's just that he doesn't want traces of it on his home network. So if he could simply access what I've collected then his worries are over.

So long as he's not caught with his pants down.

[+] Posted by Sinner, who was transgressing at the time (July 15, 2007 12:27 AM) by revealing evil. [+]

8 Comments

Ani said:

I was under the impression that men shared porn with each other all the time. Only women are supposed to pretend we never indulge. Have I been misinformed?

[Cool blog, by the way...]

Soulless said:

Ani,

You are too kind.

It hasn't been common in my experience, except with regard to this one friend. He's been hosting LAN parties every year for some time. For several years in a row, one of the draws was... my collection.

I had missed the LAN party for a few years, but last fall I had been invited again and brought an external drive full of images and video. You know, just in case anybody asked. I'm not a gamer so much anymore, so I didn't have a fancy rig or games to share. But I do have porn.

I lost track of that drive most of the night, but I do know at least one person copied it in its entirety. Others must have browsed or copied parts.

At any rate, in my experience most men will admit indirectly yet knowingly to discussions of porn, and strip clubs. But I have yet to experence anyone other than women who have actually showed me porn or said "Hey, look at this!"

Ani said:

Ooh, this LAN party sounds like fun.

Soulless said:

Well, if you can reconcile the porn with the first-person shooters, dueling games of rockstar, and televised hockey, then you're in.

My ex never understood taking my PC to a friend's house.

My Flower has her own X-Box. She gets it.

Ani said:

I love when people get each other. I can't understand being with someone who doesn't get you.

My ex and I used to have marathon sessions on Delta Force. We'd team up against everyone else and actually made a really good team. Then we'd follow it up with marathon sessions in bed. It was heaven.

Soulless said:

Mmmm. Marathon sessions.

Um...fuck the porn in general. I just want pictures of you.

:-)

Soulless said:

Under the circumstances, that means a lot.

Thank you.

It has been a while since I've posted images, hasn't it?

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