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September 5, 2007

The Driver Seat in My Car Has Two Memory Positions

With two different key fobs, two drivers can thus have the car remember where the mirrors should be and where the seat should be.

There is also a third position. The seat moves all the way down to the floor and all the way back.

On the panel, this is marked "EXIT."

Flower lovingly calls it "The Blowjob Position."

Sometimes when we ride together, after we pull into the drive and turn off the car. I tap the button and take the ride down and back. Then I look at Flower with a twinkle in my eye as though to say, "Here it is!"

[+] Posted by Sinner, who was transgressing at the time (September 5, 2007 10:35 PM) by revealing evil. [+]

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