What I Should Have Said

A young woman at work was walking around with a jewelry ad torn from a magazine. Specifically, it was a large picture of a very specific ring design. I don't remember the make and I thought it looked hideous so I've been trying to block it out.

But she was asking people, "If I put this on my boyfriend's car seat, do you think he will know what it means?"

Internally I shuddered. But I kept my poker face. I simply nodded "Yes."

I wish I would have said "It means you are a princess."